Flatulence Grounds Aircraft

Well folks this is one problem the guys at airport security could have never imagined: Apparently a passenger had some rather stinky problems with her tummy and she did not want it to be known to the rest of the passengers. So the madame in question who was aboard an American Airlines flight from Dallas to Washington D.C decided to take extreme measures; she decided to light up matches in mid flight in the hope that smoke would be able to overpower the stink that was bursting forth from her. Dont know if her efforts helped her co-passengers but it sure did force an emergency landing at Nashville.